Old Geezer Joke

I’ve done a few old geezer jokes, although I didn’t refer to them as old geezer jokes. Nope, I was more respectful and referred to them as elderly or something. For the purpose of this post they’re old geezer joke just in case someone searches for ‘Old Geezer joke’. :wink_ee:

Medical Old Geezer Joke

old geezer jokeA local G.P., now an old geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said:

“Dr. Geezer’s clinic.
Get your treatment for £500, if not cured, get back £1,000.”

Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get £1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer’s clinic.

Dr. Young: “Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”

Dr. Young: Aaagh! — “This is Gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be £500.”

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Dr. Young: “Oh, no you don’t, – that is Gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be £500.”

Dr. Young (after having lost £1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak – I can hardly see anything!

Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so here’s your £1000 back..” (giving him a £10 note)”

Dr. Young: “But this is only £10!

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be £500.”

Moral of story – Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer”!

Don’t try it on with old people!

We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to piss us off.

That’s something that is common in all my old geezer jokes, these geezers have lived a long time and learned a lot of shit, so don’t piss them off  :peace_bro:

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  1. LOL too funny. I’ve worked in sales and retail my entire life and often wondered how much they stretch their bed hearing or site to their advantage. Would never call them out on it though :)
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