Old Folks Jokes Friday Funnies #154

Hey Friday Funnies fans. I’ve had a really busy week and I have to work the weekend, but even so I enjoyed writing this weeks Friday Funnies post for you. Sure hope you like it.

The Following are a couple of funny old folks jokes. The first one is of some guy visiting a new GP.

Old Folk Jokes At The GP

I recently picked a new G.P. doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well’ for my age. (yeah I just reached 65).

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 85?’

He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

‘Oh not much grog these days and don’t smoke’ I replied. ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’

Then he asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks, fatty roasts and barbecued Ribs?

‘I said, ‘Not much…. my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’

‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, surfing, hiking, or bicycling?’

‘No, I don’t,’ I said.

He asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?’

‘No,’ I said…

He looked at me and said, ‘Then, why the **** do you want to live to 85?

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The second old folks jokes about this woman who is celebrating her 80th birthday.

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says’I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today.’

The bartender says ‘Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.’

As the woman finishes her drink The woman to her right says ‘I would like to buy you a drink, too.’

The old woman says ‘Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.’

‘Coming up’ says the bartender

As she finishes that drink, The man to her left says ‘I would like to buy you one, too.’

The old woman says ‘Thank you.. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.’

‘Coming right up’ the bartender says. As he gives her the drink,he says ‘Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?’

The old woman replies ‘Sonny, when you’re my age, You’ve learned how to hold your liquor…
Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.’

I hope you liked this weeks Friday Funnies. Have a great weekend and I’ll see you back for the next Friday Funnies post.

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  1. Twitter:
    Ah! Good stuff once again. I bet that old timer at the bar was a pistol when she was younger!

  2. Twitter:
    lol this one is too much hahahaha :lol_ee:

    Well it’s my first visit here but I think I need to be returning from now onwards for some healthy laughing workout :smile:

    Thanks for writing this!

  3. Twitter:
    Lol, that was a funny one. That’s a nice joke shared by you. I’ll check other jokes shared by you. ;)

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