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Of Mighty Mouse Shonky Airlines And Drunk Drivers

Man, I reckon things on this blog has been getting way to serious lately. You all know how I love to mix things up a bit adding a bit of frivolity every now and again? Well after those last five posts I think it’s high time to write a post that will bring a smile to your face. You can than Roz of Roz Bennetts Blog  for this post as her comment on Don’t Mess With Mature Women was my virtual wake up call.

It seems that Roz needed some cheering up and that post was just what she needed. I thought that being Monday in this side of the world and how all you guys on the other side would be facing Monday soon and therefore could also do with a bit of cheering up. But before we get to the fun part of the post I want to a quick wrap up of the last five posts.

OK, now it’s time for the fun part of the post. First we will start off with an Aussie joke.

The Aussie Way Of Beating The Police

Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub.

Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he fell into.

He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.

At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.

The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyser test.

To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man’s intoxication.

The Police officer said ‘I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station – this breathalyser equipment must be broken.’

‘I doubt it,’ said the man, ‘tonight I’m the designated decoy’.

Apparently this was supposed to be a true story and if that is the case the guy was a real wanker because he put his mate’s lives at risk as well as the general public.

And now for a couple of videos that I reckon you will enjoy.

Mouse Falls For Strong Cheese

Hale And Pace Yorkshire Airlines

That’s All folks, I sure hope it made your day. Maybe you could share with the rest of as which part of the post you liked the best, was it the joke or one of the videos and if it was one of the videos, which one.

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  1. Thank you very much for putting a smile on my face :) Do you know whether the decoy got punished?

    1. Glad you enjoyed it Christian. As for that bloke, I would say he did get punished, probably for obstructing police or something.
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  2. Hey it is good to see that you are putting links to your blog posts in your update emails once again.
    This makes it far easier to find the posts ;)

    Humor is important and I do the same thing on my blog.

    If I think there have been a few blog posts of a really heavy nature I try to add a couple of light hearted posts to counteract the ones which are more hard going.

    Keep it up.

    Patrick.

    1. Yeah, sorry about that Patrick, I really have to be more careful when I install those links. At least I got it right this time :thumbup_tb:

      Bringing a bit of humour to the posts is something I like to do in all my blogs.
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    1. I can’t believe that some stupid idiot smuggled a crocodile on a plane. Too bad Crocodile Dundee wasn’t around when that happened.
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  3. LOL ‘designated decoy’ – excellent tactic, although I doubt I’d be trying that myself! Thanks for the pick-me-up

  4. LOL :) I love the designated decoy joke… heard it from a buddy of mine a few years back who told it as a real story about him and his friends after a long night out. It’s refreshing to see some humor thrown into the mix every now and then. Thanks for putting a smile on my face today.

  5. I like watching you cut loose in your blog posts, Sire.

    I think they are funny a lot of the time…;)

    Keep doing what you do bro…:)

    Mark

  6. The cheese commercial is epic! LOL! I snapped on my chair when the trap caught the mouse and actually felt bad for it but was totally shocked when it raised the bar like a champ lifter haha! Made my day, thanks Sire :D

  7. what a great drunk decoy… really get me knocked down loughing..
    hahahaa… nice post..


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    That was pretty good Sire, designated decoy. lol I’ll be taking that to work tomorrow.

  9. I was having a butt ugly day until I watched the mouse commercial-don’t know why I found it so funny but thanks for the laugh! Although you write about “heavy” topics, you do so with an irreverant style and sharp wit so don’t change, but I definitely enjoy the lighter side too.

    1. Why thanks Monica, but I have to be totally honest I love posting this kind of stuff so it’s just as much for me as it is for you guys. And that commercial is a killer. :lol_tb:
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  10. That Yorkshire Airlines video was great! Loved all the little bits on that, flight entertainment, the captain drinking beer, the food they serve! hah that was great, made my day!

    -Jean

    1. Glad you liked it Jean.

  11. Both of the videos are just amazing. I feel like laughing out loud. Especially the one of the rat falling for cheese. Also the video in which the pilot of the airlines was drinking beer before the take-off and also the airhostesses the way they were serving food to the passengers. Is consuming alcohol allowed in the airlines? That too the driver was drinking. Shocked to see this video but trust me it was more of fun to see both of them.

  12. I was just laughing while I am reading this post and I want to thank you for putting a smile on my face. I am glad that everyone enjoyed it a lot. As for that bloke, I would say he did get punished, probably for obstructing police or something.

    1. Looking at your photo it looks like you’re still smiling so you must have really liked the post :lol_ee:

  13. I think it’s not at all allowed for a person to drink in the airlines not at least while flying a plane. After all it’s very risky. It must be only a video just to entertain and make other’s laugh by watching this video. Also there would be no such people in the world who would pay a handsome amount to buy the tickets of such airline services. At least I would not opt for such a service.

    1. It’s a joke Bianca.

  14. This video is so funny. I just cannot stop my laugh. I keep on giggling whenever something reminds me of it. You won’t believe that this is the 4th time I am watching this video and still feel like watching it. LOL! how can an air-hostess serve food to the passengers like that? Also the one playing the piano looks very funny when he smiles. A very nice video.

    1. Glad you liked it Jack.

  15. The rat is so cute. Seems to be like he has eaten a lot of cheese in his life that’s why he seems to be so strong to not get trapped into the rat trapper. Looks like even he wants to have a good build and strong muscles. LOL! I would love to keep him as my pet. Somebody please do the honors of gifting this cute rat to me.

    1. It’s not that he ate a lot of cheese, what made all the difference is that he ate strong cheese. :wink_ee:

  16. Oh! Look at that tiny mouse, the way he is exercising. LOL! Just imagine if all the rats go exercising the same way then all the gyms would be occupied by the rats. Also I think cheese’s have become more healthy and nutritious as I can see the rat energized and has such a good build and impressive muscles. LOL!

    1. I don’t think they’re trying to portray the cheese as being healthy Brian. The idea behind the cheese is that it isn’t a mild cheese but a strong cheese and they’re referring to the flavour.

  17. I don’t believe this! I know that this video is captured only for the sake of entertainment. But whoever is the person behind both these videos, I would like to bow down my head to him for the great work he or she has done. The airline video is something that I haven’t even dreamt about any such kind of situation so I laughed out loud when I saw it.

    1. I’m glad you liked it Jane.

    1. Glad you got a kick out of it Janis.

  18. I wish I would have that mouse as my pet then I would surely take my mouse to my gym and would appoint him as my trainer because then he would help me to get good build and great body muscles like him. I am really very jealous of him as of now! And yes about the other video of the shonky airlines, I would rather say “”No comments””.

    1. I f you had that mouse for a pet Sharon the last thing you would do is be taking it to your gym. A mouse like that could make you a fortune :lol_ee:

  19. LOL! Designated decoy! :D (I’m just going ignore the fact that this might actually happen)

    As for the driving anecdotes – we have a nice pace for picnics just outside the city and we often g there. The road to there is not busy and there is hardly any traffic at all. So, once we were there camping for two days and had a lot of guests. When we realized that we have to go home, we also realized that we only had one car and that there were far to many of us to fit in. People kept coming to visit us, relying on that one car.

    So, we tried and managed to fit 8 people inside a car!!! Once we entered the city, a police officer stopped us. He asked us all to come out….and we did. It took us 5 minutes.

    The guy was astonished. He told us that he will not write us a ticket if we all fit in again in front of his eyes :)

    1. Now that is a cool story. I take it you didn’t get a ticket then?

      1. No! We were lucky enough to run into a police officer with a good sense of humor. Now, that IS lucky! :D

        I guess that he could see that we were all happy and cheerful and the road we’ve been driving on is totally vacant.

        1. That was very lucky.

  20. Yes Come On! You can do it little mouse. LOL! He is so cute. I think all the guys should learn something from him. Moreover in the other videos, the air-hostesses seem to be very arrogant. I did not like their service at all. In fact if I get to know more about the services I would recommend all of my friends not to travel through such low class services.

    1. Hi Carol, just so you know that is a real airline at all. The whole thing was a televised send up.

  21. To my knowledge Airlines can never offer such bad services. If they do then their business would be completely hampered. I am sure it must be just a video to entertain everyone. In reality there would be no such services which would serve you food on newspaper. Even consuming alcohol before the departure is not at all allowed.

    1. Yes Domenic, it is a joke. :tongue_rolleye_ee:

  22. Thanks for posting the designated decoy joke! I got it in an e-mail a while back but I lost track of it, and I have been looking for it to tell my friends! :)

    1. Always willing to help out Kayla.

  23. Mouse is looking like an absolute Gym freak animal. I am sure he must be wanting to work out harder in order to impress his girlfriends! LOL! But the other video is just very bad. I did not like their service at all. In fact the video is not funny at all. I think it would be good if at all the ministers and the prime ministers get a chance to travel through this airline. Also it seems to be a little funny that even the mouse trapper could not trap the mouse.

    1. Don’t forget Carlos that the airline is supposed to be a joke. It seems that not everyone is getting that for some reason.

    1. Not to mention all his drunken mated who drove their cars home.

  24. I wish even I could have got a chance to travel through such kind of airlines, I would have enjoyed to the core. This video is so full of entertainment and fun that anybody coming across this video would surely enjoy it. I wish this would be the case in reality at least in one of the airlines. Also I have forwarded this video to many of my friends. Even they have liked it a lot

    1. Yeah, it would be really good if the pilot gave you a shot at pouring the beer from the cockpit :lol_ee:

  25. The airline video is just too awkward and at the same time it’s even just too funny. I have heard some of them saying that they would love to travel through such airlines if they ever get a chance. I would rather like to stay back if even this would be the last option for me to travel to different places. I did not like the kind of service they provide. I hope this video is just for fun and nothing like this exists in reality.

    1. Obviously it’s just a joke Dennis, for the life of me I don’t understand why people fail to see this.

  26. I wonder who must have trained the mouse for it is doing the exercises so well. I am sure till now he must have maintained his health very well and also he must be following the diet properly. LOL! He is so funny and cute. I wish I could also have the habit of keeping pets than I would have had this mouse as my pet.

    1. I’m pretty sure it’s all computer generated Doug and that it isn’t a real mouse.

  27. Hey I really enjoyed it, Sire. The absolut winner for me is the designated decoy joke. Put a smiley on my face definitly :)

    1. Glad you liked it Preston

    2. It’s funny but not very responsible :wink_ee:

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