Naughty Little Johnny Jokes Friday Funnies #298

It’s time for a naughty Little Johnny Joke. Do you know, the hardest thing about the Friday Funnies posts is thinking up new keywords for my SEO. Apparently, they have to be original. So, today’s Friday Funnies is about a naughty Little Johnny Jokes because I haven’t used ‘naughty Little Johnny jokes’ yet.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

I think you’re going to love these naughty Little Johnny jokes too.  :smoke_tb:

Naughty Little Johnny Jokes Little Johnny Gone Wild

Little Johnnie’s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie’s family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, “What a beautiful baby.”

The mother said, “Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.”

Johnnie said, “He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?”

“Yes”, the mother replied “we are so thankful, the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.”

“That’s great”, said Little Johnnie, “coz he’d be absolutely stuffed if he needed glasses.”

Yep, that’s naughty Little Johnny for you!

I think now is a great time to show you my latest YouTube video which just happens to be about a naughty Little Johnny jokes. Actually, it has ten of them.  :party:

Top 10 Little Johnny Memes

I created all of those Little Johnny memes using the Creator. One of them is actually an original that I put together from something that happened at work. Can you pick out which one it was? Check out this post to see if you’re right.

Also, this post will explain why I’m looking for more YouTube subscribers. You can help me by subscribing to my YouTube Channel.

This is one of my favourite memes that you’ll see in the video.

Naughty Little Johnny jokes

Which was your favourite meme?

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  1. Awe little Johnnies always seem to come from an interesting background. Little Johnny isn’t only naughty he’s also witty and smart. That part about taking the nickels is awesome.

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