Naughty Little Johnny Joke Friday Funnies #210

For this Friday Funnies I though I would thrill you with a naughty little Johnny joke. I figured why not seeing as how everybody loves a naughty little Johnny joke, right?  :thumbup_ee:

As usual this naughty Little Johnny joke takes place at school.

Naughty Little Johnny Joke To Make You Laugh

Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them  thinking.

“Okay class. Now I’m going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off.” said the teacher.

‘Who is credited with writing the phrase, ‘To be or not to be, that is the question’?” asked the teacher.

Little Pham Lam Nguyen at the front of the class called out, ‘Shakespeare’. ‘Well done!’ said the teacher, ‘You can have Monday off.

” ‘No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard.’ said Little Pham Lam Nguyen. ‘Well okay,’ said the teacher.

The next quote is, “I had a dream!” Little Fri Sum Kat also at the front yelled out “I bereiva it was Martin Ruther King!” “Well done!” said the teacher. ‘You can have Monday off”

“No thanka you miss I am of Chinese oligin and we also do not take time offa school.

Education is evelything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too.” said little Fri Sum Kat. ‘Okay,’ said the teacher.

Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, “F***ing Asians!” “Who said that?” yelled the teacher in an angry tone.  “Donald Trump!” yelled little Johnny. “See ya Tuesday ………..”

Yeah, you just have to love a naughty little Johnny joke  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Here’s another one for you!

naughty little johnny joke

If you thought that naughty little Johnny meme was funny, you should check out the one over on my Heaps Of Jokes

And finally, I have naughty little Johnny featuring in a video :wink_ee:

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If you liked that video you’ll love my latest Little Johnny video.

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  1. awesome naughty little jokes. i often read, and it refreshing an relaxing. and i refer to my friends to read. keep posting such jokes..


  2. Twitter:
    it’s fascinating. I often go to your blog to read your jokes and it really relax myself. Actually, I’m learning English too so your stories really help me because I can tell it to my friends to learn deeper.

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