Friday funnies has been around for over a year now and I’m happy to say it’s still going strong and is now more popular than my blogging for money posts. Some of the more popular Friday Funnies have had something to do with sex. Take the Golden Years Friday Funnies which had a gorgeous woman wearing the most revealing outfit imaginable. That post received nearly 2000 views in the first week! This week I’m going to try and outdo that post by incorporating some naked women in my post.
Naked Women In A Pond
An elderly man in the Atherton Tablelands in Queensland had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, a barbecue and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a twenty litre bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
Even though he was enjoying the site of the naked women he thought it best to make the women aware of his presence causing them to go the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!’
The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.’
Holding the bucket up he said,
‘I’m here to feed the crocodiles…’
Some old men can still think fast.
While that joke shows you just how smart some old guys can be, this next one shows another aspect of growing old. It involves some old blog going for a job interview.
Human Resources Manager: “What is your greatest weakness?”
Old Man : “Honesty!”
Human Resources Manager: “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”
Old Man : “I don’t give a fuck what you think.”
Yep, it’s like they always say, honesty is the best policy
This next one shows that perhaps not every old bloke gets smarter with age.
I got a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: “Remove cap and push up bottom”.
“I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.”
Old Man Trying To Pick Up Young Women
Finally, a really funny video of this old bloke trying to pick up women.
That’s it for this weeks Friday Funnies. Sure hope you enjoyed it. Don’t forget to share this post with your friends. See you nest Friday.