This week’s Friday Funnies is centred around a motorbike joke. As usual, I got this motorbike joke in an email, and I was sure you guys would love it.

Friday Funnies Motorbike Joke

While riding my motorbike yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a gorgeous woman who asked, “Are you okay?”

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a very short mini skirt and a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for…

“I’m okay I think,” I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

“That’s nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife will like me doing that!”

“Oh, come now, I’m a nurse,” she insisted. “I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly.”
Well, she was gorgeous and very persuasive.

Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, “I’m sure my wife won’t like this.”

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset, so I’d better go now.”

“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile while removing her clothes and exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen.
“Stay for a while. Your wife won’t know anything … and by the way, where is she?”

“Still in the ditch with my motorbike, I replied.”

And, what’s a Friday Funnies joke without the customary motorbike joke image created by The Creator:drunk_tb:

Motorbike Joke

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