More Irish Jokes Friday Funnies #171

It Friday Funnies time again and I’m going to give you some more Irish Jokes. I know I’ve written a lot of posts about the Irish but they’re funny, people like them and so I’m all for sharing even more Irish Jokes.

More Irish Jokes To Make You Laugh

 Paddy Murphy walks into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp.

“What happened to you?” asks Sean, the bartender.

“Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight,” says Paddy.

“That little shit, O’Conner,” says Sean, “He couldn’t do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.”

“That he did,” says Paddy, “a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin’ he gave me with it.”
“Well,” says Sean, “you should have defended yourself, didn’t you have something in your hand?”

“That I did,” said Paddy. “Mrs. O’Conner’s breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but bloody useless in a fight.”  :lol_tb:  

Pretty funny huh? How about some more Irish Jokes?

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and,
of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have ya been?”

“Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.

“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few to drink this evening.”

“I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.

“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”

“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”

Man, you just have to love the Irish!  :drunk_tb:

What’s that? You want even more Irish Jokes?  :tongue_laugh_ee:

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And so ends another Friday Funnies. I hope the ‘More Irish Jokes’ put a smile on your face. Don’t forget to have a great weekend and to share this with your social media friends.

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    Ah those are some good ones. Why is it that Irish jokes are funny? Is that racist? Who do Irish people tell jokes about? “Two Americans walk into a bar…”

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