I always look forward to Friday Funnies because I always get a laugh out of it and I hope that my readers do as well. A couple of Friday Funnies ago I wrote about a blonde that wasn’t so dumb. That post was pretty popular. We all know the smart blonde jokes wasn’t going to last though, didn’t we? 
What I mean by that is, its time for even more blonde jokes.
More Blonde Jokes The Heart Attack
A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.
‘What’s up?’ she asks.
‘I think I’m having a heart attack,’ – cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she’s dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, “Mummy, Mummy, Aunt Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe, and she has no clothes on”
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband. She rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. ‘You rotten Bitch’, she screams. ‘My husband’s having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked, playing hide and seek with the kids!!’ 
Pretty bloody good huh?
Although the following video has nothing to do with more blonde jokes I’m sure you’re going to love it.
Yeah, that janitor was an absolute genius.
Ok, now we’re going to have a look at a redhead joke.
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
‘Impossible!’ says the doctor. ‘Show me.’
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed. She then pushed her ankle and screamed. Every time she touched a body part it made her scream.
The doctor said, ‘You’re not really a redhead, are you?
‘Well, no’ she said, ‘I’m actually a blonde.’
‘I thought so,’ the doctor said. ‘Your finger is broken.’
OK, I lied, it was a blonde joke. 
To finish off, a word from everyone’s favourite, Sexy Sal’s blonde Jokes!
Remember, you can always get more laughs by reading some really funny sports jokes.
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Really enjoyed the jokes regarding the heart attacks. Specially the part, where the wife says the husband is dying and you are running around naked! Totally hilarious!
Yeah, I kinda liked that myself.
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