Martian Sex Joke Friday Funnies #83

Sex can be seen as a very important part of the human psyche! I reckon it’s safe to say that most men have sex on the brain, and probably a lot of women do too. It’s probably one of the most searched term on Google as well and a lot of people tend to write about sex to try an get a portion of that market. One just has to wonder though if other species feel the same about sex as we do. Take the Martians for example. Is Martian sex comparable to human sex?

This brings me to this weeks Friday Funnies which is all about Martian Sex! Do they go about having sex the same way as we do? You’re about to find out.

Martian Sex, How Do Martians Have Sex?

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The year is 2222 and Hugh and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.Hugh asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers,how they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. “Just how do you guys do it?” asks Maureen.

The Martian responds, “Pretty much the way you do.”

A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another…

Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.. He’s got only a teeny,
weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.

“I don’t think this is going to work” says Maureen.

“Why?” he asks , “What’s the matter?”

“Well,” she replies, “it’s just not long enough to reach me!”

“No problem” he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it’s quite impressively long.

“Well” she says, “that’s quite impressive, but it is still narrow.”

“No problem” he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

“Wow!” she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways. As they walked along, Hugh asks, “Well, was it any good?”

“I hate to say it” says Maureen, “but it was wonderful; How about you?”

“It was horrible” he replies. “All I got was a headache… , She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.”

I don’t know about you but that really got me going! :lol_tb:

OK, now it’s time for a brand new Sexy Sals blonde joke! This joke has nothing to do with sex, it’s just bloody funny.

Sexy Sals Blonde Brazillian

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Finally I have a killer YouTube video that I just know you’re going to love.  :thumbup_tb:

Sexy Girl Video Pranks

This video is full of sexy girls and just goes to show you the funny side of hot girls pranks. I don’t know about you guys but I’d love to have some of these hot, sexy girls play a prank on me. Don’t you go telling the wife now.  :devil_tb:

Sure hope you liked this weeks Friday Funnies. Don’t forget to share it with your friends.

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    Great joke and the Video Was more awesome.Sexy Girls haan :D

  2. lol :p that was funny. Loved the joke but loved the girls even more than the joke ;)

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