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People do strange things when they fall upon hard times. Things they would not normally do. That’s what this weeks Friday Funnies is all about, the married hooker joke.

Funny Married Hooker Joke

A married couple are experiencing hard financial times, so they decide that she should try being a hooker.

She’s not quite sure what to do, so the husband says. “Stand in front of that pub and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred bucks. Any questions and  I’ll be parked around the corner.”

She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, looking as sexy as she possibly can when a guy pulls up and asks “How much?”

She says. ” $100.”

He replies. “All I got is thirty.”

She says. “Hold on.”  And runs back to the husband and asks. “What now, what can he get for thirty?”

“A hand job.”  The husband replies.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty bucks is a hand job. He agrees and she gets in the car.

He unzips his trousers, and out pops his HUGE manhood.

She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. “I’ll be right back..”

She runs back to the husband.

“What’s wrong?”  He asks.

“Any chance you could lend this guy $70?”

And so the married hooker finds out she may be cut out for this sort of work after all :tongue_laugh_ee:

married hooker joke

This next hooker joke is pretty funny too.

A young man and his date were parked on a Lookout Point, some distance from town. They were just about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I Know I should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.”
The bloke reluctantly pays her, and they did wild thing in the back seat of the car.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25!”
Yeah, you gotta admire this guys comeback :lol_ee:
For another funny hooker joke you should read this golf humour post.
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