Marriage is a serious business and yet there is a hell of a lot of marriage humour floating around. Take this simple story of marriage humour of a poor husband denied a fishing trip with his mates.
Marriage Humour & The Fishing Trip
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip. Two days before the group is to leave Frank’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.
Frank’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but there is nothing they can they do.
A couple of days later the three arrived at the campsite only to find Frank sitting there, tent already up, firewood gathered and fish cooking on the fire.
“Damn it, man, how long have you been here and how the hell did you talk your wife into letting you go?”
“Well, I’ve been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair when my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said ‘’Guess who?”
I pulled her hands off and saw she was wearing a brand new see through nightdress. She then took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over.
Then, slowly she said, “Now do whatever you want.”
Here I am.
How about this for a bit of marriage humour?
Don’t go away just yet, I have more marriage humour for you.
A man and woman, complete strangers, were on a train travelling together. As it turned out they had to sleep in the same carriage. After some embarrassment they decided she should have the top bunk while he slept in the lower one.
Minutes later the woman leans over saying, “It’s awfully cold, would you mind getting me another blanket?”
The man, rolls over, smiling and says, “I have a better idea, why don’t we pretend we’re married?”
The woman, admiring his incredible physique, giggles and says, “Sounds good to me.”
To which the man replies, “Good, get your own blanket.”
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