Marriage Humor Friday Funnies #102

Hey guys, welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies. I thought this week that I would focus a bit on marriage humor. This first marriage humor joke is about an old couple who try to relive an old sexual encounter they had many years ago.

The husband leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.’

Yes, she says, ‘I remember it well.’

OK,’ he says, ‘How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?’

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!’

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.marriage humor

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,’ Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?’

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, ‘Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.’

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And finally, we can’t end this post without a bit of marriage humor video. The following video is a compilation of ‘wedding fails!’ 

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    A very good post Sire. Quite mature and guaranteed to offend any delicate minded person. Keep them coming, my readers love them.
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  2. I loved the first image that is shown in the post.It was hilarious and I have to say something new I saw after a long time.The video was full of comical scenes like the first incident in the video where the girl was tackled like the rugby matches.People were falling everywhere in the video and the dog pissed at the brides leg :D
    Laughed a lot and still there is a big smile in my face while writing this comment.You guys are doing a great job.Keep it up

    1. When I first started Friday Funnies I only included the joke. Now I try to cover all the bases by including a video and funny image as well. I figured that at least that way I’m bound to satisfy a lot more readers.
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  3. Love the second photo and the video. Man it is literally very dangerous and painful getting married.

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