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People love stuff that makes you laugh. That’s why I and my readers love Friday Funnies so much. Today’s Friday Funnies, #135, is a collection of, stuff that makes you laugh.

The first bit of stuff that makes you laugh is something that could well be true.

Stuff That Makes You Laugh #1

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man.  I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way.

He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all.  I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.  I was working on my MBA on-line.  I had no bills and no debt.  I even had full medical coverage.”

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened?  Drugs?  Alcohol?  Divorce?”

“Oh no, nothing like that,” he said,  “No, no.  I got out of prison.”

I’ve never been to prison, but if this is true you have to laugh at the stupidity of the justice system.

Stuff That Makes You Laugh #2

Stuff That Makes You Laugh

Stuff That Makes You Laugh #3

This next one is funny because it’s so true  :tongue_laugh_ee:

A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I want to live forever.”

“Sorry,” said the genie, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”

“OK, then, I want to die after Labor balances the budget and eliminates the debt.

“You crafty little bastard,” said the genie.

Stuff That Makes You Laugh #4

Have you ever wondered at some of the frustrating funny calls tech support have to put up with? Here is one of many possibilities.

Stuff That Makes You Laugh

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And with that I hope you enjoy another Friday Funnies and like always I wish you a great and safe weekend.

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