Today’s Friday Funnies is all to do with magician jokes. The first of the magician jokes takes place on a cruise ship and involves a smart arse parrot. I’ve featured parrot jokes on WassupBlog before like the parrot jokes one for example.
Magician Jokes Cruise Style
A magician was working on a Caribbean cruise ship. As every week he had a different, the magician thought it would be easier to do the same tricks over and over again. Unfortunately, he didn’t take into account the captain’s parrot.
You see, the captain’s parrot sat in on the weekly shows and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show:
“Look, it’s not the same hat.”
“Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table.”
“Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?”
The magician was pretty pissed but couldn’t do anything because he knew the parrot belonged to the captain.
One day there was this huge storm which caused the ship to sink. The magician found himself floating on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean. He wasn’t at all happy to find he shared it with the annoying parrot.
They stared at each other with hate but did not utter a word. The silence went on for day after day. After a week the parrot said: “OK, I give up. Where’s the boat?
During another magic show, one of the audience thought he would have a bit of interaction with the magician. It all came about after a particularly spectacular magic trick. A man from the back of the room yelled, “How’d you do that?”
“I could tell you, sir”, the magician answered, “But then I’d have to kill you.”
After a short pause, the man yelled back, “Ok, then… just tell my wife!”…
I found the next joke on jokeoverflow.com.
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