The Lone Ranger Part of Friday Funnies #91

Once upon a time, long, long ago, I told a joke on this very blog, about the Lone Ranger. It was way before Friday Funnies and was so long ago that I thought it was about time that I tell another joke about this famous hero of the Old West.

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.The Indian Chief proclaims,

The Lone Ranger

“So, you are the great Lone Ranger”…In honour of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days. Before I kill you, I grant you three requests. What is your FIRST request?’

The Lone Ranger responds,”I’d like to speak to my horse.”

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver’s ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.Lone ranger brunette

As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger’s tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he’s impressed. “You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your SECOND request?”

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse’s ear.

As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief’s surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.

She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. “You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your LAST request?”

The Lone Ranger responds, “I’d like to speak to my horse…alone.”

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger’s tent.

Once they’re alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
looks him square in the eye and says, “Listen Very Carefully!!! FOR…THE…LAST…TIME… BRING POSSE, NOT PUSSY!”

Now, that was Funny  :lol_ee:

 he said she said pants joke

Funny Fail Compilation Video

I don’t know why but we as human find it extremely funny when people do something stupid, even if it means they may have hurt themselves in the process. Here is one of the many videos one can find on YouTube portraying this subject.

Ok, that it’s folks. I sure hope you enjoyed this weeks Friday Funnies and that you have a great weekend.

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  1. I am soooooo using that line there. HAHA. :lol_ee: “Why do you wear a bra, you got nothing to put in it.”

    Probably will get slapped, but totally worth it.

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