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Lipstick At School Friday Funnies #92

This weeks Friday Funnies involves some snotty girls at a private school in Australia. Even though I got this in a email today, I’m pretty sure the ‘lipstick at school’ joke has been out there for quite some time now. Heck, I reckon it even probably involves some other private school in another country. The thing is it’s the first time I’ve seen it and I’m sure the same would hold true for a lot of you out there.

So, without further ado I present to you this weeks Friday Funnies, Lipstick at School.

Lipstick At School

According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney ‘ s Eastern Suburbs was recently faced with an unusual problem.

A number of the girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the Headmistress decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowl, and cleaned the mirror with it.

The silence was broken by a large number of gasps, a few girls vomited and apparently someone fainted.
Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers . . . And then there are educators.

Sexy Sals Lipstick Joke

Now for a little blonde joke from Sexy Sals.

lipstick at school

This Weeks Funniest Lipstick Video

And finally, this weeks funniest video which is all about, yep, you guessed it, lipstick.

That’s it guys, have a great weekend.

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  1. Hey Peter, I hope you’re well down under. I liked the joke and the video – the joke I remember hearing before many, many years ago but the video I haven’t seen. I liked it because it was obviously not acted by the ‘victims’ and I think it shows just how sweet people are – made me smile and chuckle! :smile:

  2. And green means go! Haha. Blondes are always taking the beating.

  3. Hello, can you please tell me how you added this snowing effect to the blog? You’re running this on wordpress?

    Thank you.

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