This weeks Friday Funnies involves some snotty girls at a private school in Australia. Even though I got this in a email today, I’m pretty sure the ‘lipstick at school’ joke has been out there for quite some time now. Heck, I reckon it even probably involves some other private school in another country. The thing is it’s the first time I’ve seen it and I’m sure the same would hold true for a lot of you out there.
So, without further ado I present to you this weeks Friday Funnies, Lipstick at School.
Lipstick At School
According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney ‘ s Eastern Suburbs was recently faced with an unusual problem.
A number of the girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the Headmistress decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowl, and cleaned the mirror with it.
The silence was broken by a large number of gasps, a few girls vomited and apparently someone fainted.
Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers . . . And then there are educators.
Sexy Sals Lipstick Joke
Now for a little blonde joke from Sexy Sals.
This Weeks Funniest Lipstick Video
And finally, this weeks funniest video which is all about, yep, you guessed it, lipstick.
That’s it guys, have a great weekend.