Lawyer Joke Friday Funnies #76
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Friday Funnies Lawyer Joke
It all happened one bright sunny day when an obviously successful lawyer parked his brand-new Ferrari in front of his office. He was so excited at the prospect of showing it off to his colleagues that he wasn’t really paying attention to what was happening around him. As he opened the door, a truck passed too close and completely took the door right off the driver’s side. The lawyer immediately spoke into his blue tooth enabled cell phone saying ’911′, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Ferrari, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, not to mention he had nothing to show his colleagues as the accident had wrecked his anticipated moment of glory.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. “I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else.”
“How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, “Don’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.”
The lawyer then completely loses it screaming, “Oh No! My Rolex, where’s my bloody Rolex!
Sexy Sals Dead Bird Blonde Joke
Of course it wouldn’t be Friday Funnies without your Sexy Sals blonde joke.
To finish it all of I now present to you this weeks Laughaholics Funniest Video Jokes
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