Hey guys, welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies #141. Today I’ve going to take you to another part of the world, one which I don’t think we have visited before. Even though today’s joke takes place in Australia it’s poking fun at a New Zealander, or as we lovingly refer to them Kiwi’s. So, without further ado I give you our first ever kiwi Joke.
Wiremu, a New Zealander, was on the dole in Australia but about to fly home to watch theRugby World Cup and was not feeling well,so he decided to see a doctor.
“Hey doc, I dun’t feel so good, ey!” said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.
The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: “Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv Prostate suckness, ey.”
“What’s the cure thin, doc?” asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.
“Wull, Wiremu”, said the Kiwi doctor, “Wi’re gonna huv to cut off your balls.”
“Phew, thunk god for thut!” said Wiremu,“Those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!”
Just goes to show how language can sometimes lead to funny situations.
The next joke shows how sometimes thinking outside the box can resolve problems.
Sleeping with Bob
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob, and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you?
He said, “Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night it was a different guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!
He said, ‘Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.” The third night was Fred’s turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man’s man. The next morning, he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “Good morning!” he said.
They couldn’t believe it.. They said, “Man, what happened?”
He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night.”
And so ends another Friday Funnies. Sure hope you got a kick out of it.
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