Today’s Friday Funnies is all about a Kiwi castaway and Scarlet Johanson.
Kiwi Castaway & Scarlett Johansson
A Kiwi castaway washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. The only other survivors were a sheep and a sheepdog.They were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there a while, the Kiwi castaway got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds. The breeze was warm and gentle – a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely kiwi castaway. Soon he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Scarlet Johanson. Many weeks passed by. Then one evening there was a truly amazing sunset. That evening, the man brought Scarlet to the beach to watch the sunset. It amazingly beautiful, red sky, cirrus clouds and a warm and gentle breeze. A perfect night for romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could, but finally gave in and leaned over to Scarlet and told her he hadn’t had sex for months.
Scarlet batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him?
He said, ‘Can you take the dog for a walk?’
I’m sure this is an old joke that some Aussie has doctored to poke fun at the Kiwis. In case you don’t get it, people around here have been making fun of the Kiwi’s and their fascination for sheep for years.
On a more important note, you should check out my latest video about Formula 1 banning grid girls. What a travesty. I wrote about it as well, the post is called Formula1 Bans Grid Girls. Or, if you’re looking for more laughs, see the rest of my Friday Funnies.