As you know Friday’s Funnies is a series of posts filled with jokes to make you laugh. I started this series 121 posts ago. Seeing as how this is Friday Funnies #122 and I post it every week, this means I’m well into my second year of Friday Funnies!
Jokes To Make You Laugh Is Important
Why wouldn’t I have a category full of jokes to make you laugh. They say that laughter is the best medicine. Robin Williams portrayed this the best in his movie Patch Adams (Collector’s Edition). That being the case I think a post of jokes to make people laugh is highly therapeutic. That’s probably why these posts have proved to be so popular.
I’m going to start this post with a good old Irish Joke.
The Two Irish Lance Corporals
Two good old boys, Mick & Paddy, have been promoted from privates to Lance Corporals. Not long afterward, they’re out for a walk and Mick says, “Hey, Paddy, there’s the NCO Club! What say we go in and have a well deserved drink.”
“But we’re only privates,” protests Paddy.
“No! We’re Lance Corporals now,” says Mick, pointing to his stripe and pulling him inside. “Now, Paddy, I’m gonna sit down and have me that drink.”
“We can’t Mick! We’re privates,” says Paddy.
“You blind, boy?” asks Mick, pointing again at his stripe. “We’re Lance Corporals now!”
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a beautiful bust blonde Army lass comes up to Mick.
“You’re cute,” she says, “and I’d like to date you, but I have to warn you, I’ve got a bad case of gonorrhoea.”
Mick pulls his friend to the side and whispers, “Paddy, go look in the dictionary and see what Gonorrhoea means. If it’s okay, give me the okay sign.”
So Paddy goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Mick the big Thumbs Up. Three weeks later Mick is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhoea. Mick says to Paddy, “Why the hell did you give me the thumbs up?”
“Well Mick, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhoea affects only the privates & we’re Lance Corporals now! ”
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Now while you don’t usually mix science fiction with comedy, that hasn’t stopped the guys at Just For Laughs Gags. This next video is hilarious and features UFO’s and aliens. Be sure to watch it all the way through so you don’t miss anything.
Science Fiction Jokes To Make You Laugh
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