Jokes About Beautiful Women Friday Funnies #145

If you a regular reader of this blog you know that I love beautiful women. Heck, I love all women.  :devil_tb: Well imagine my surprise and pleasure when I got some jokes about beautiful women in my email. Naturally I was itching to share them with you as part of my Friday series.

The fist of the jokes about beautiful women that I got included a very revealing women. I decided to include it with the joke. I hope you appreciate it.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

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A beautiful woman went to the gynaecologist… The doctor took one look at the woman and all his jokes about beautiful womenprofessionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, “Do you know what I am doing?”

“Yes,” she replied, “You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities.”

“That’s right,” said the doctor.. He then began to fondle her breasts. “Do you know what I am doing now?” he asked.

“Yes,” she said, “You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer.”

“Correct,” replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, “Do you know what I am doing now?”

“Yes,” she said, “You’re getting syphilis; which is why I came here in the first place.”

The next of the jokes about beautiful women isn’t really a joke but it does fill one of the requirements. I has a beautiful woman in it and I did find it quite amusing. I hope you do as well.

I hope you find the following fact useful :wink:

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Yeah, those sunglasses have more uses than just making you look cool. Still, while they’re great for stopping the staring glare from cleavage I strongly urge you not to use them to stare at the sun! That’s not what they were designed for.

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    LOL very cool joke and you say right for cleavge sunglasses give a chance to watch more time and enjoy more fun because they make all the people hard.

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