Italian Joke Friday Funnies #136

I’ve had jokes on Friday Funnies targeting most races but probably none more than the Irish. It’s not my fault that I pick on the Irish thug. There’s just so many Irish jokes out there.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

I’m pretty sure I’ve included one or two Italian jokes. Just in case this Friday Funnies will have an Italian joke. Being of Italian heritage I think it’s only fair I include an Italian joke every now and again just to show there is no favouritism. :wink:

Italian Joke A Secret to a Long Marriage!

At St. Peter’s Catholic Church they have weekly husbands marriage seminars.Italian Joke Auntie Acid

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, ‘Wella, I’va tried to treat her nice, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I took her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!’

The priest responded, ‘Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?’

Giuseppe proudly replied, ” I gonna go pick her up.”

Well, I sure hope you liked that Italian joke.

Something I’ve learned about being on the Internet is that you have to be really careful about the stuff you post on sites like FaceBook. Once it goes live everybody can see it! I mean everybody and if you’re not careful it will end up biting you in the ass  :pretty_please:

FaceBook Heaven Joke

The following video is bloody hilarious. A REALLY GREAT ITALIAN JOKE. It’s in Italian but I’m sure you will get the gist of it. Just to help you out the man on the motor bike is asking the Italian farmer what time it is. The farmer lifts the donkeys balls and then tells the man the time. This happens a couple of times.

When the bloke on the motor bike comes back again he once again asks the time. He’s amazed that the farmer gets the time right to the minute by lifting the donkeys balls again. I’m sure you can work out the rest :wink_ee: :

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  1. Twitter:
    Hmmm… I’m thinking I need to find somewhere to take my hubby for our next anniversary… I’ll decide when I feel like picking him up. ;) Thank you for sharing the joke to get my weekend off to a good start!

  2. Twitter:
    BTW – The video isn’t showing up in your post. I would have loved to see it.

  3. Twitter:
    The Donkey is one of my favorite jokes ever and I was SO excited to see it on video a few years ago. When I heard the joke the first time it was a Mexican though.

      1. Twitter:
        I dunno. I do remember telling that joke a hundred times with a spanish accent and the mexican lifting his sombrero while taking a siesta so he could lift the burro’s balls. I remember telling it like that in the early 80’s
        Either way it is super funny!

  4. Twitter:
    Awesome post, Ha ha… i did’t understand the words he spoke. But the visual made me to laugh. This video became as one of the most funny video i have ever seen. I showed it to my friends too, i love this post. :) :)
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