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Irish Sausage Friday Funnies #289

I got this email today that stemmed around an Irish sausage that I found to be absolutely hilarious! Now you may wonder what is so funny about an Irish sausage? Well it’s not the Irish sausage as much as the consequences that occurred around finding where they keep the Irish sausages? Here is the email in its entirety.

Irish Sausage & Racism

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days. A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?”

The assistant asks, “Are you Irish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am, but let me ask you something, If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?”

The assistant says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”

The guy says, “Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Irish?”

The assistant replied, “Because you’re in Bunnings.”

Yeah, some people are just way to sensitive. :wink:

Of course I know you guys expect more than just one funny joke for Friday Funnies which is why I used the Creator to put the following joke together for you.

Irish Sausage JokeI’m sure that for most of you these jokes are more than enough for a Friday Funnies post. Even so, there may be some of you who want more. For those of you who are new to Friday funnies you should check out the Friday Funnies category. If you like sports related jokes then check out my really funny sports jokes.

 

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  1. I didn’t get the reference to the first one. But I laughed out loud with the second one.
    Looks like he was tasting a different sausage.


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      Hey Jason,
      the first is your typical Irish joke. As for the second one, yeah, that one sure got me laughing out loud! :lol_tb:
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  2. hehe. cool. the first one however I haven’t seen it around as Jason Freeman said
    One night, Mrs McMillen answers the door to see her husband’s best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep.
    “Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory.”
    Paddy shook his head. “Ah Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory. Your husband fell into a vat of Guinness stout and drowned.”
    Mrs McMillen starts crying. “Oh, don’t tell me that! Did he at least go quickly?”
    Paddy shakes his head. “Not really – he got out three times to pee!”

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