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Irish Millionaire & Chopper Friday Funnies #113

I don’t know why, but I love Irish Jokes. I love them so much I even produced a video with an Irish Joke. Honestly guys, do an old Aussie a favour by clicking that link and giving my video a ‘Thumbs Up”  :thumbup_ee:  The following joke is all about an Irish Millionaire. He was always a millionaire either. He didn’t become an Irish Millionaire by winning the Irish Lotto, which is currently worth over 5 million euros, either. Nope, he won ti on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!

The Irish Millionaire

Mick, from Dublin , appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros.

“You’ve done very well so far,” said Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter, “but for a million euros you’ve only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?”

“Sure,” said Mick. “I’ll have a go!”

“Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?

a) Sparrow
b) Thrush,
c) Magpie,
d) Cuckoo?”

“I haven’t got a clue.” said Mick, ”So I’ll use last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin .”

Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.

“Fookin hell, Mick!” cried Paddy. “Dat’s simple it’s a cuckoo.”

“Are you sure?”

“I’m fookin sure.”

Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, “I’ll go with cuckoo as my answer.”

“Is that your final answer?” asked Chris.

“Dat it is.”

There was a long, long pause and then the presenter screamed, “Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you’ve won 1 million euros!” The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.

“Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven’s name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn’t build its own nest?”

“Because he lives in a Fookin clock!”

The Irish Millionaire Thief

irish millionaire

Chopper The Aussie Weatherman

This next video is Heath Franklin, an Aussie Comedian/Actor/Performer and whatever else but best know for his Chopper skits. This is one where he acts the part of a weatherman. A word of warning though, Chopper loves to drop the F bomb, and I mean he does it an awful lot  :devil_tb:  

OK guys, that’s it for another week. Don’t forget to share the post with your social circles. Why should you be the only one to have a laugh  :drunk_tb:  

Out of the three, which one did you like the most and why?

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  1. Twitter:
    Was just talking with my mate this morning about what I would do if I won $1M USD and figuring after taxes I keep half-ish so say that gives me $500K yeah? The average wish at Make a Wish Foundation costs $7,500 so I figure I would buy 10 wishes for 10 kids. That is the first thing.
    I wonder what your readers would do with a million bucks?

    1. Twitter:
      Hey Troy, I’ve always said if I won a substantial amount of money I would donate 10% to charity. A million bucks these days doesn’t go that far these days. I’d still donate 10% to charity. I’d then pay off my debts, go on a holiday with the family and invest the rest.

      I like your idea of 10 wishes for 10 kids. :thumbup_tb:
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  2. Great post Peter :D I look forward to more Irish jokes, haha!

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