Hey guys, it’s Friday Funnies time again and I thought I would mix things up a little because I didn’t have time to put a Laughaholcs video together. Also Sexy Sals has decided to take the day off and so Paddy has stepped in with a really cool Irish joke, one that I know you will love.
One last thing, I’m not going to ask you to like anything this week in order to leave a comment. Having said that I will de-link any comment that adds nothing to the post. Instead of just saying you loved this weeks Friday Funnies or great jokes etc., I want you to tell me which joke you liked and what you liked about it.
The first joke for the week is all about a golf game and how 50 Shades of grey helped a man to join his mates on a regular golfing trip.
50 Shades Of Grey Leads To Golf
Four guys have been going to the same Golfing trip to Murray Downs for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Jack’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.
Jack’s mates are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.
Two days later, the three get to Murray Downs only to find Jack sitting at the river side with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire, sitting having a cold beer.
“Shit Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?”
“Well, I’ve been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, ‘Guess who?” I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. It turns out she’s been reading 50 Shades of Grey. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, “Do whatever you want.” So, Here I am!
Man, is he going to be in trouble when he gets back. Now it’s time for Paddy’s Irish joke.
Paddy’s Irish Joke
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