One of the reasons I started the Friday Funnies 71 posts ago was because I love to make people laugh. That’s why one of my early YouTube videos was one of me telling a joke, a pickup line if you will. A bit later on I did 10 stages of a Twitterer which I thought was pretty good but never really took off. Oh well, I had fun doing it. Even though I still think it had some pretty good tips in there.
Months later I did another joke video about Frangers which also didn’t go that well. Never mind, I think it’s about time I do another online joke, but not for this post. But before I get to this weeks joke I want to remind everyone that before they leave a comment they need to Like my Best Gifts Idea site as well as leave a comment there. Of course this does not apply to those who have done that in previous post. OK! Onto this weeks Friday Funnies.
Irish Joke To Make You Laugh
I’m sure you’re going to love this one. I mean we all know how funny the Irish can be, which is why there are so many Irish jokes. Well they’re even funnier when they’re under the influence.
O’Rielly staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell, he sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.
In the morning, he woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room.
She said, ‘You were drunk again last night weren’t you?’
He said, ‘Why would you say such a mean thing?’
‘Well,’ Kathleen said, ‘it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly …… it’s all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
Sexy Sals Blonde friend Jackie
I just met Sexy Sals blonde friend Jackie the other day and they’re a bloody scream when they get together. The best thing is that for your added enjoyment I managed to convince them to make a regular appearance to share their blonde jokes.
And to end this weeks Friday Funnies I give you this weeks…….
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