Irish Daredevils Older Man Wisdom Friday Funnies #129 Peter Pelliccia August 22, 2014 Friday Funnies / Funny Posts Yep, it’s Friday Funnies time again and I have a real treat for you guys. We’ll start with the ever favourite Irish Joke. This one is about a bunch of Irish Daredevils! The Irish Daredevils Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, ‘Dat’s dem.’ The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. ‘Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,’ says Gerry.. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry’s truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.. At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, ‘Dis looks like a grand place..’ He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, ‘Feck dat. Dis budgie jumping is too feck’n dangerous for me!’. Moment’s later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He’s been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.. ‘Hi, Paddy, watch dis,’ Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, ‘And I’m never trying dat parrotshooting either!’ Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears. He’s also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head. ‘Feck dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting…. And now Sean and his feck’n hengliding!’ Come on guys, you have to admit that was bloody funny! So much for the Irish daredevils. As for the next joke I have to admit that the reason I included it is because it came with this sexy looking woman. What can I say, I have a thing for sexy women WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN! An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. ”Excuse me; I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ”Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?” ”I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.” Yeah, I know that feeling Speaking of babes you should read my latest hot sports babes post. Finally, my funniest video of the week. The Accomplice That’s it guys. Have a great weekend and don’t forget to share it with your social media friends.Please follow and like:3 21kCopyright secured by Digiprove © 2014 Previous PostSeniors Jokes Friday Funnies #128As I'm getting older I have to wonder what it's going to be like in ... Read more Next PostUpdate on One Click Video RankerA while back I wrote a post about a new plugin I'm trialling on my ... Read more Peter Pelliccia About Peter Pelliccia Aussie blogger who loves to blog and share everything that he has learned on his blogging journey, including blogging tips and ways to blog for money. You Might Also Like Two Blonde Genies Friday Funnies #156 February 28, 2015 Funny Tax Joke Friday Funnies #277 August 10, 2017 Why Are They Called Generation Y Friday Funnies #148 January 2, 2015 This Post Has 4 Comments Troy S. 25 Aug 2014 Twitter: troyswezeyOh my. Funny stuff again. Thanks for sharing these jokes with us every week Mate. And for the lovely ladies. Now I’ve got to go check out Sports Babes… Peter Pelliccia 26 Aug 2014 Twitter: AussieSireHey Troy, thanks for dropping by and for giving those tips on some of those hot sports babes. Peter Pelliccia recently posted…Update on One Click Video Ranker Troy S. 29 Aug 2014 Twitter: troyswezeyMy pleasure. Say, who is the lass in the white? Peter Pelliccia 30 Aug 2014 Twitter: AussieSireI wish I knew Troy. I really do. Peter Pelliccia recently posted…Retirement Humour Learning Chinese Comments are closed.