Irish Blonde Joke Friday Funnies #203

Yep, it’s Friday Funnies time again and I’m about to thrill you with an Irish Blonde joke. We all know that people love to laugh at the Irish. We also know they love laughing at blonde jokes, so when I found an Irish blonde joke I knew it would be a hit.

Irish Blonde Joke At The Casino

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrives at the casino and bets twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.’

With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’

As the dice came to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals ‘YES, YES, I WON, I WON!’

She hugs each of the dealers and then picks up her winnings, her clothes and quickly leaves the Casino. The dealers are left staring at each other, completely dumb founded.

Finally, one of them asks, ‘What the hell did she roll?’ The other answers, ‘Stuffed if I know, I thought you were watching.’

Of course there is a moral to this story. Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb. But men are men and it just takes a couple of bouncing tits to distract the hell out of them.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Come on you gals, I know you liked this joke, so why not share it with your friends and make their day.  :smoke_tb:

OK, put your thinking cap for this next blonde Joke.

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

‘How did this happen?’ asks the emergency room doctor.

‘Well, I was trying to commit suicide,’ the blonde replied.

‘What?’ sputtered the doctor. ‘You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?’

‘No, silly’ the blonde said. ‘First I put the gun to my chest, &  then I thought, ‘I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants! No way I’m not shooting myself in the chest.’

‘What then?’ asked the doctor.

‘As I put the gun in my mouth I thought, ‘It cost me $3,000 to get my teeth straightened so I’m not shooting myself in the mouth.’

‘So the you shot yourself in the finger?’

‘Nope, I had just put the gun to my ear, when I thought, ‘Man, this is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.

OK, think about it for a minute and I’m sure you’ll get the funny side of that blonde joke. :wink_ee:

Finally, I’ve managed to get Sexy Sal to contribute one of her Sexy Sal’s blonde jokes.

Sexy Sals Irish blonde joke

Don’t forget to check out my sports jokes if you’re looking for more laughs.

So, which was your favouriteIrish Blonde joke

 

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  1. Whahaha, had to think a long time for the 2nd one. I saw the first one comming though. The joke in the picture is also pretty funny though.
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  2. Haha hilarious joke, i agree with lotte, spent a little time thinking about it at first, love a good old blonde or irish joke, should publish more


  3. Twitter:
    You made me look back to your previous posts Peter. I find it hilarious, really.

    The 2nd joke is that the blonde doesn’t have the brains to block the bullet, instead it hit the finger. :)

    The last one, showed that she’s that slow that she laughed at the first joke only after the 99th joke got told. Wondering until what time will she get the 99th joke.
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    1. Twitter:
      Hey Marion, that’s what makes blonde jokes so funny, the fact that blondes are supposed to be so dumb. Not necessarily true mind you.

      Do they make fun of blondes in your country?
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      1. Twitter:
        Nope. I haven’t really heard anyone making jokes about blondes. Very few knows blonde jokes here.

        I visited one island in our country and saw a lot of blondes by the beach. I found that they’re not Americans when I heard them talk. I learned that they’re doing a community service for the island people which I find really nice.

        And of course, blonde jokes are not all true. :)
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          1. Twitter:
            Nope.

            Not unless they people here bleached their hair since birth. lol

            All of the blondes here are visitors not locals. Normally coming from the US or Norway. Very few from Europe. Most of the blonde jokes I heard came from them after a few bottles of beer.
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