Hunting Jokes Friday Funnies #349

G’day folks and welcome for the first ever Friday Funnies using OceanWP my latest theme. A pretty good theme don’t you think? Anyway, today’s Friday Funnies are about hunting jokes. After wracking my brain I don’t think I’ve covered hunting jokes before so this will be a first.

Funniest Hunting Jokes

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There were these two Irish hunters who were lucky enough to bag themselves a deer buck. As they were dragging their dead deer back to their car they came along another hunter. He was also dragging his dead deer.

He says to the two Irish hunters, “Hey, I don’t want to tell you guys how to do things, but you’ll find it so much easier if you drag the deer from the other end. That way the antlers won’t dig into the ground.”

As they watched the other hunter dragging his deer away they decided to try it. Sometime later one hunter said to the other, “You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!”

“Sure is,” replied the other, “but we seem to be getting further away from the truck.”

The next of my hunting jokes explains why it’s not a good idea to take your wife with you on your hunting trip. 🤪

Hunting With The Wife

Dan was itching to start off on his hunting trip. He gets up early itching to bag his first deer for the season. He goes to the kitchen to brew himself some coffee and was surprised to his wife dressed in camouflage.

“You going to a masquerade or something?” he asks his wife. She just smiles, “Nope, I’m going hunting with you! I thought it would be nice to spend some time together”

Dan couldn’t see anyway around this and so reluctantly takes her along. Once they arrive at the hunting site. Dan sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and says, “If you see a deer, take careful aim before you shoot, and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.”

As Dan walks away with a smile he’s thinking to himself there was no way in hell she’s hit an elephant, let alone a deer. He was startled when no more than 10 minutes pass and hears a volley of gunshots. Dan quickly runs back. As he gets closer to where he left his wife, he hears her screaming, “You just get away from my deer!”

Confused, Dan picks up his pace trying to get to his screaming wife. Again, he hears her yell, “Get away from my deer!” followed by another burst of gunfire. When he gets within view of his wife within he’s surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air.

The scared cowboy, says, “Okay, lady, okay! You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!”

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