Folk love hilarious jokes because they like to laugh. Usually, hilarious jokes are supposed to be funnier than your every day joke. I’m hoping that you find this week’s hilarious jokes funny.
Hilarious Jokes For Your Entertainment
The first of my hilarious jokes takes place at a dentist’s office.
A man and his wife walked into a dentist’s office. The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don’t have time for the gums to get numb. I want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 am tee time at the best golf course in town, and it’s 9:30 already. I don’t have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!”
The dentist thought to himself, “Well, well, at last, a golfer with real balls!” So the dentist asks him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”
The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, honey, and show the dentist.”
The next one takes place on a cattle ranch.
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbour’s cows! He’s like a machine! I don’t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him… but they kind of taste like peppermint.
Finally, I put something together with the Creator that I think you’ll love.
I Love The Creator
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