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Hilarious Irish Jokes Friday Funnies #353

I love hilarious Irish jokes, and I know a lot of my readers do as well. That’s why my hilarious Irish jokes are so popular with my readers. And that’s also why I’m going to add to my collection of hilarious Irish jokes with a couple more.

Hilarious Irish Jokes Court Case

My first Irish joke takes place in a courtroom.

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant… “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!”

The judge says, “You’re also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer.”

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, “You rotten bastard!”

The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom. “Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I’ll charge you with contempt…  Is that understood?”

Paddy stands up and says, “I’m sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years I’ve lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one.”

Hilarious Irish Jokes

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This next Irish joke is a short joke, but then most Irish jokes are.

An old Irish farmer’s dog goes missing and he’s inconsolable.
His wife says “Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
“What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.
“Here boy!” he replies.

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