There was a Friday Funnies post way back in December of 2104 about a beautiful women that centred around a gynaecologist. Just as funny situations likely occur in every profession, the case is also true for gynaecologists. Today’s Friday Funnies is going to add to those funny gynaecologist jokes.
Gynaecologist Jokes You’ll Love
Our first gynaecologist Joke is about a man who went to a Wickham Terrace Specialist in Brisbane answering an advert for a Gynaecologist Assistant. Knowing that nowadays, job advertisers aren’t able to discriminate against the applicant’s gender, he was very interested, so he went in and asked the secretary for details.
She retrieved the file and Read to him: “This job entails preparing ladies for the Gynaecologist. You will be responsible for helping them out of their underwear, laying them down and carefully washing their private areas, applying shaving foam to the necessary parts and removing all unwanted foliage, and finally, you’ll be required to rub in soothing oils, in preparation for the Gynaecologist’s examination.”
Then she told him “The annual salary is $65,000 and if you’re interested, you’ll have to go to Gympie “.
“My goodness!”, exclaimed the man, “Is that where the job is?”.
She answered, “No , that’s where the end of the queue is…”
Most people would think that being a gynaecologist would be a pretty safe job, right? Well, like this next Gynaecologist jokes goes to show that all depends on the patient.
A biker’s hot girlfriend goes to the gynecologist for a physical. When the gyno starts examining her, it turns out she’s a nymphomaniac. Everywhere he probes or touches makes her moan suggestively. After awhile, not able to contain himself any longer, he rips off his clothes and has her right there on the examining room table.
Meanwhile, the biker get suspicious of all the commotion and barges into the room.
“What the hell are you doing?” he shouts.
“I’m–uhhh–checking her temperature,” stammers the gyno.
“OK, doc, go ahead,” growls the biker taking out his switchblade, “but if that thing doesn’t have numbers on it when you pull it out, it’s coming off!”
Naturally our gynaecologist jokes has to include a gynaecologist with a sadistic sense of humour
A woman goes to her gynaecologist who verifies that she is pregnant. As this was her first pregnancy the gynaecologist asks her if she has any questions.
She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?”
The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it’s difficult to describe pain.”
“I know, but can’t you give me some idea?,” she asks.
“OK, grab your upper lip and pull it out a little…”
“A little more…”
“No. A little more…”
“Yes. Does that hurt?”
“A little bit.”
“Now stretch it over your head!”
Yeah, you just have to love those gynaecologist jokes! And so ends another Friday Funnies. Remember, make sure your friends don’t miss out by sharing this post with them.
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