Today my sister showed me this really funny video about gun control. It was so funny that I decided that this weeks Friday Funnies should be all about funny gun control jokes. I had it all planned out. I was going to do a gun control jokes for argument versus the gun control jokes against argument.
The problem was there were heaps of jokes that are anti gun control but stuff all that are for gun control jokes. I’ve decided to go with what I could find just so I could share that hilarious video about gun control jokes with you.
The first gun control joke would definitely fit in the anti gun control category.
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.
You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, “TIMES UP”?
Personally I don’t think Americans will ever give up their guns. Their gun lobby is just too strong! Otherwise they wouldn’t keep coming up with stupid arguments to keep their guns. It doesn’t really matter how many kids are murdered or massacres occur it’s always the fault of the shooter rather than the guns themselves.
And they’re totally right. But maybe if the dickhead wasn’t able to get his hands on those guns in the first place those people would still be alive today.
After the Port Arthur massacre massacre John Howard introduced strict gun ownership laws and we haven’t looked back since.
Sorry if it got a little serious there. I just had to set the scene for the following video. In that video Aussie Comedian Jim Jeffries takes the Mickey out of the American gun control issue. He does it in front of an American audience and they absolutely loved it.
Jim Jefferies – US Gun Control Jokes
Word of warning Jim does use profanity as part of his routine so don’t watch it if you can tolerate the occasional swear word.
What made this video so funny for me was that a lot of what Jim had to say made so much sense and the arguments for keeping guns seem laughable.
That’s it for another Friday Funnies. Sure hope you liked it enough to share it around your favourite social media.
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