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Grandparents Friday Funnies #315

GrandparentsThis week’s Friday Funnies is for all those beautiful, loving grandparents.

What Kids Think Of Grandparents

  • Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people’s.
  • A grandfather is a man, and a grandmother is a lady.
  • Grandparents don’t have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn’t play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.
  • When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.
  • They show us and talk to us about the colours of the flowers and also why we shouldn’t step on ‘cracks’.
  • Grandparents don’t say, ‘hurry up.’
  • Usually, grandmothers are fat but not to fat to tie your shoes.
  • They wear glasses and funny underwear.
  • They can take their teeth and gums out.
  • Grandparents don’t have to be smart.
  • They have to ask questions like ‘Why isn’t God married?’ and ‘How come dogs chase cats?’
  • When they read to us, they don’t skip. They don’t mind if we ask for the same story over again.
  • Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don’t have television because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us.
  • They know we should have a snack time before bedtime, and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we’ve acted bad.
  • Grandpa is the smartest man on earth. He teaches me good things, but I don’t get to see him enough to get as smart as him.
  • It’s funny when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.

If you think is funny why not share it with other grandparents, almost grandparents, or heck, send it to everyone because it will make their day.

Want more laughs? Check out the rest of my Friday Funnies.

Or you could check out my Adults Only jokes or my funniest Little Johnny Jokes.

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  1. Really amazing post. I could relate most of the things that I used to think about my grandma.
    My grandma is hilarious and doesn’t really care about too much anymore, so her life is all fun. She doesn’t like to stress herself out, and she doesn’t want to work too much. She loves her Sudoku because it’s easier than crossword puzzles, and she used to like to cook until she discovered that salad is just as good as anything else.

  2. They are the ones who are nice to us. Be sure to love them back more. :)

    So here we go again. No enough words for comments. Hopefully this will be enough now.
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      Hi Jayce, we certainly need to love them a whole lot more. As for the length of the comments, it’s to stop people from leaving poor or spammy comments.
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  3. Twitter:
    I have always been a curious person and when I was a kid I always asked questions that no one had an answer to. But as I grew older I knew where to find answers and I started using the internet to fill my curiosity.

    One thing that I believed back then was that old people were born old and they will be old till they die. And young people like me would always be young and I was confident that I will never grow old.
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      Never grow old? Now wouldn’t that be cool? As to being born old, that reminds me of the The Curious Case of Benjamin Button movie.
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