Today’s Friday Funnies is devoted to grandfather jokes. Our grandfathers have been around for a long time and have acquired a lot of wisdom. Wisdom that sometimes makes you roll over in laughter. Ergo, this week’s grandfather jokes.
Grandfather Jokes That Make You Laugh
The first of my grandfather jokes takes place when a curious 4-year-old wants to share some of his grandfather’s knowledge.
Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, ‘Grandpa, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom, and one is on top of the other?’
His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth.
‘Well, Hunter, it’s called sexual intercourse.’
‘Oh,’ Little Hunter said, ‘OK,’ and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, ‘Grandpa, it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It’s called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.’
The next of my grandfather jokes is hearing aid related.
A Grandfather who had serious hearing problems for some years went to the doctor to be fitted for a hearing aid that would return his hearing to 100%. The grandpa went back for further tests a month later, and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”
To which the elderly man replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”
See, I told you grandfathers were smart.
Finally, to finish off my grandfather jokes, I have something I put together with The Creator.
I hope you enjoyed this week Grandfather jokes Friday Funnies enough to share it with your friends.
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