Friday Funnies has been around for quite some time now. Last week was it’s 100th post which means its been around for nearly two years. That’s pretty damn good! In that time I’ve introduced you to Sexy Sals Blonde Jokes, a whole heap of Irish Jokes as well as quite a few jokes about not trying to pull one over on the older population. This is because one expects those who’ve reached the golden years to have amassed a bit more experience than the younger crowd.
While that is true this next joke shows you how sometimes having reached those ‘golden years‘ can sometimes lead to awkward situations.
The Golden Years Situation
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat-down.I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right.
The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all,”Honey,” I stammered; ( I always call him “honey” in times like these.) “I left my keys in the car and it’s been stolen.”
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. “Are you kidding’ me,” he barked, “I dropped you off!!!”
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said,”Well, come and get me.”
He retorted, “I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn’t steal your car.”
Yep, it’s the golden years…………..
Even so, as this next image shows, the elderly are still willing to part with some of their golden years experience.
The Elderly Gangsters Funniest Video
Finally, whether you golf or not, you have to admit these are AWESOME shoes! Nike now markets Green Shoes, first seen at the 2013 Masters Tournament.
The Shoes, Look at the Shoes!
Sometimes I think I’m wasting my time posting this stuff