Funny Things People Do Friday Funnies #281

I love Friday Funnies. So does everybody else which is why it’s been going for years. Friday Funnies is all about making people laugh. Some times it’s not about jokes, it’s about funny things people do. Like the following joke for example, for all we know it could actually have happened and so actually fits in the funny things people do category.

Funny Things People Do Trucker’s Breakfast

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order. He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.’ The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, ‘This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards….. What does he think this place is an auto parts store?’

‘No,’ the cook said. ‘Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards… Are 2 slices of crisp bacon!

‘Oh….. OK!’ said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, ‘What are the beans for, Blondie?’

‘She replied, ‘I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!’

And they say that blondes are dumb :wink_ee:

Funny Things People Do Scottish Drinking Song

This next one came on an email with the heading “Scottish Karaoke Drinking Song”. I liked it so much I had to find it on YouTube so could post it here. You really need to hear / watch the video all the way to the end. Two girls appear in it who do a funny thing and then it’s topped off by the Scotsman himself.

This video has 81,ooo likes and over 16 million views. Just goes to show how popular it is.

Speaking of funny things people do, Dennis the Menace did a lot of funny things. Take this image for example.

Funny things people do

Speaking of videos, I’ve just posted my latest video about sexy moments in womens sport. It would be great if you could head on over and give it a thumbs up. Remember, if you’re looking for more joke, my Friday Funnies category has hundreds of them.

 

 

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    1. Twitter:
      Hey Bjorn, actually think a lot of people feel that way about Mondays. It’s pretty hard getting back to work after a relaxing weekend.

      I liked the trucker one too. :drunk_tb:
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  1. Twitter:
    LOL! that ‘tasty dish’ dad…. IFYWIM
    Though the lady in the picture is actually sexy and the mom is already ashamed of the boy’s comment :p

  2. This is the most funniest post I have read today.

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