For this weeks Friday Funnies I thought I would dedicate to a couple of really funny surgeon jokes.

Funny Surgeon Jokes About Toronto Surgeons

Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

funny surgeon jokesOne of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in Ontario. In my favourite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said. “That’s nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs”. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana and he rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man’s blonde hair and the Horse’s ass. I was able to put them together and now he’s running for President of the U.S.A!”

What makes this really funny is that you can totally relate it to the not so funny up and coming American election campaign for president.

Next we have a group of five surgeons discussion which profession is the best to operate on.

The five surgeons are discussing who are the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants because when you open them up, everything inside them are numbered.”

The second responded, “Nah, you should try electricians! When I open them up I find that everything inside them is colour coded.”

The third surgeon said, “I reckon librarians are the best because everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon chimed in, “Personally, I like construction workers because they always understand when you have a few parts left over in the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”

It was the fifth surgeon shut them all up with this observation, “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no spine and the head and butt are interchangeable.”

I reckon the fifth surgeon got it right and I just had to include this in my Funny Surgeon Jokes.

Finally, a Funny Surgeon Jokes image.

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That’s it for this weeks Friday Funnies! Of course you know you can always get more laughs from my really funny sports jokes.

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