As the end of another work week rolls on by every is looking forward to the weekend and this weeks hilarious Friday Funnies! Yep, it’s Friday Funnies time again and this week I’m going to wow you with some really funny stuff.

Funny Stuff – With Age Come Wisdom

You’ll get the title once you read the funny story. :wink_ee:

A guy was 72 years old & loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.’

He looked around & couldn’t see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,’Pick me up.’

He looked in the water & there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, ‘Are you talking to me?’

The frog said, ‘Yes, I’m talking to you.’ Pick me up, then kiss me; & I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your bride!’

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.

The frog said, ‘What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? I said, Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride.’

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog & said, ‘Nah. At my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.’

Funny Stuff #2 A Love Story

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering agonies on his way to his final moment, he suddenly smells the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, gripping the wall, he slowly makes it to the kitchen.

There, piled on a tray are his favourite scones.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted Irish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture.

His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a wooden spoon………….

F*** off’ she said, ‘they’re for the funeral.

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