As Friday Funnies rolls around once again I thought I’d just post some funny stuff that I hope you’ll find amusing. The first bit of funny stuff happens on a train trip where an American tries ti have a bit of a go at an Englishman,
Funny Stuff #1
It was on a train trip from London to Manchester where an American was berating ab Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
“The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me: I’m me! I have a little Italian in me, a bit of Greek blood, a little Irish and some Spanish blood. What do you say to that?”
The Englishman lowered his newspaper and replied, “How very sporting of your mother.”
I reckon that’s one for the English!
The next bit of funny stuff is some simple statistics that found their way into my inbox concerning the introduction of full body scanning at airports.
Funny Stuff #2
December 2014 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening
It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.
Thought you’d like to know.
The next bit of funny stuff is something I put together from a joke someone sent me.
Apparently the last bit of funny stuff is a true story.
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.
When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with ‘Carnation Milk is best of all.’ She thought to herself, I know everything there is to know about milk and dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later a black car pulled up in front of her house.
A large man got out, knocked on her door, and said, “Ma’am, the president of Carnation milk absolutely LOVED your entry. So much, in fact, that we are here to award you $1,000, even though we will not be able to use it for our advertisements!”
He did, however, have one printed up to hang on his office wall and here it is:
Yeah, I reckon I would buy Carnation milk if they ran that ad!
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