Funny Stories Friday Funnies #218

Friday Funnies funny storiesWe all love funny stories don’t we? I know I do and I’m sure a lot of you out there love funny stories as well.

Apparently this is a true story and happened at a New York Airport.

As far as funny stories go this is hilarious.

I reckon an award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

Funny Stories At The Airport

A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled.

A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said,

“I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”

The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”

The passenger was unimpressed.

He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear,


Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone.

“May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal..

“We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14.”

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “F*** You!” Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”

Don’t you just hate people like that bloke and don’t you just love those that know how to put them  in their place? I know I do.

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  1. Hahaha, this is funny, but I want to know more about how to handle persons like this like that agent. She really puts him into his place. Great Job. thanks for a good laugh

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