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Funny Side Of Heaven Or Hell Friday Funnies #211

I got some emails that all has something to do with heaven or hell. They were pretty funny which is why I’ve called this post Funny Side Of Heaven Or Hell.

Funny Side of Heaven Or Hell #1

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, Or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

Funny Side Of Heaven Or Hell #2

Funny Side Of Heaven Or HellAn old lady dies and goes to Heaven. On arriving, she’s chatting with Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates when suddenly she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams!

Seeing her alarm, Saint Peter says soothingly: “Don’t worry about that, it’s just one of the new
arrivals having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades to fit her wings.”

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on chatting with Saint Peter. A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.

“Oh my Goodness,” exclaims the old lady, “Now what’s happening to her?”

“Not to worry,” replies Saint Peter, “She’s just having her head drilled to fit her halo.”

“I can’t do this,” says the old lady, “I’m going down to Hell instead.”

“You can’t go to that nasty place,” says Saint Peter, “You’ll be raped and sexually abused.”

“Maybe so,” replies the old lady, “But I’ve already got the holes for that.”

And so ends another Friday Funnies. Don’t forget to make your friends smile by sharing this with them.  :drunk_tb:

 

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