Man, have I had a busy week so far this week. Must be because Christmas is just around the corner. And I have to work the weekend too. Man, I’m not looking forward to that at all. Oh well, at least I had time to write this weeks Friday Funnies, not to mention Mondays post which is all about promoting YouTube Videos. Work aside, this weeks Friday Funnies is all about Farts. Let’s face it, farts can have it’s funny, if not smelly, moments. So please, put your feet up, relax, leave the working week behind and enjoy this weeks Friday Funnies.
Old Farts Footy!
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man breaks wind and says, ‘Goal.’
His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’
The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘One each, scores tied”….’
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
‘Aha. I’m ahead 2 to 1.’
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
‘2- 2, scores tied.’
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
‘ I lead 3 to 2.’ Now the pressure is on the old man
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally shits himself in the bed.
The wife says, ‘What the hell was that?’
The old man says, ‘Half time, switch sides’
If you don’t laugh at this one, then you’ve got a terrible sense of humour !!!!!!!!
I suppose you may have seen that one coming but then it was a little more than a wet fart. Speaking of farts, here’s why you should never fart in one of those smart cars. At least not with the windows open.
Funny Fart Video
More Fart Paraphernalia
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