Todays Friday funnies is all about funny sex jokes. The first of my funny sex jokes is about morning sex.
Funny Sex Joke #1 Morning Sex
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing their usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she slept in overnight. As he walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very instant!”
His eyes lit up, and he thought, “Either I’m still dreaming, or this is going to be my lucky day!” Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she said, ‘Thanks’, and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, he asked, “What was that all about?”
She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”
An eight-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him “Grandpa what is couple sex?”
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question but decided that if she was old enough to know to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and enjoys and responsibilities that go with it. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked, “why did you ask, Sweetie?
The little girl replied, “Well, grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.”
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