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Funny Sayings Friday Funnies #343

Do you like funny sayings? I love funny sayings. There are some who may refer to funny sayings as being related to proverbs. I’m not so sure as former are intended to either educate or give advice in some way. While the hilarous sayings you will find in this post may contain some helpful information, their sole purpose is to make you laugh.

Funny Sayings In An Unfair World

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s considered sexual harassment.

When a woman talks dirty to a man its $10.50/min (charges may vary).

 My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.

 Don’t worry about avoiding temptation.  As you grow older, it will avoid you..

 Wife to husband: You told me you’d spend your whole life trying to make me happy.

Husband to wife:  I didn’t expect to live this long!

 As I grow older…. My mind doesn’t just wander… Sometimes it buggers off completely.

 As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

 Isn’t it weird that in Australia our flag and culture can offend so many people, yet our benefits don’t?

Of course, I have a talent. I’m exceptional in bed. There are times when I sleep more than 9 hours in one go.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.

We’re all born free and then we’re taxed to death

If you’re not supposed to eat at night why do they put a light in the fridge?

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Aunty Acid always has funny stuff to say. I’ve featured a lot of them throughout this blog. One that I particularly like is the one where Aunty Acid has PMS.

You thought that was funny, you should check out my smart parrot jokes. You could also check out some of my other hilarious jokes. Love funny videos? Then you’ve got to watch my funny laughaholics videos. While there, why not subscribe to my YouTube channel.

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I'm an Aussie blogger who loves to blog and share everything that I've learned on my blogging journey, including blogging tips and ways to blog for money. I am also trying to make my way on YouTube. You can follow my progress by subscribing to My Bonzer Channel.