Do you like funny sayings? I love funny sayings. There are some who may refer to funny sayings as being related to proverbs. I’m not so sure as former are intended to either educate or give advice in some way. While the
Funny Sayings In An Unfair World
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s considered sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man its $10.50/min (charges may vary).
My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you..
Wife to husband: You told me you’d spend your whole life trying to make me happy.
Husband to wife: I didn’t expect to live this long!
As I grow older…. My mind doesn’t just wander… Sometimes it buggers off completely.
As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
Isn’t it weird that in Australia our flag and culture can offend so many people, yet our benefits don’t?
Of course, I have a talent. I’m exceptional in bed. There are times when I sleep more than 9 hours in one go.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
We’re all born free and then we’re taxed to death
If you’re not supposed to eat at night why do they put a light in the fridge?
Aunty Acid always has funny stuff to say. I’ve featured a lot of them throughout this blog. One that I particularly like is the one where Aunty Acid has PMS.
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