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Funny Santa Jokes

Hey guys, seeing as how this weeks Friday Funnies falls on Christmas day I thought I would post it a day early as I’m taking that day off to spend with my family.  :drunk_tb: Being Christmas and all I thought I would make this weeks post Santa Jokes orientated.

Now we all know how Little Johnny is usually a pain in the ass. Well as it turns out, he can be a good little boy when he wants to. He was especially good when his mom told him that only good little boys get presents from Santa.

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform.

I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I’m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a f**king yo-yo, a stupid whistle and a pair of socks. What the f**k were you thinking, you fat son of a bitch, that you’ve taken me for a sucker the whole f**king year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn’t f**ked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can’t even walk into his house.

Please don’t let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I’ll f**k you up. I’ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you’ll have to walk back to the f**king North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn’t get me that f**king bike. F**ck you, Santa. Next year you’ll find out how bad I can be, you fat son-of-a-bitch!


Little Johnny

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Seriously though, Christmas to me is so much more than sharing Santa Jokes. I’ve actually written several poems about Christmas.

Merry Christmas everyone and I wish you all the best for the New Year!

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