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Political Humor Friday Funnies #378

Today’s Friday Funnies is about funny political humor. The reason for that is so I can promote this week’s Laughaholics video, Funny Political Jokes.

Political Humor And Marriage

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A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

“Of course, madam, “replied the sales clerk, “exactly what type and colour dress are you looking for?”
The bride-to-be said, “A long frilly white dress with a veil.”
“Please don’t take this the wrong way, madam, but such dresses are usually more fitting for the first time bride who is more innocent in the ways of life if you get my meaning.”

“WELL! “replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk’s directness, “I can assure you that a white gown would be entirely appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.

You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he had a heart attack due to an unknown congenital condition as we were checking into our honeymoon hotel.

My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had the wedding annulled immediately! We’ve never spoken to each other again.”

“What about your third husband?”

“That one was a Liberal”, said the woman, “and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.”

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This Post Has 5 Comments

  1. Thank you for sharing your funny jokes. I like your style of humor. Thanks for making the world a happier place. It’s good to not take life so seriously and take time to laugh each day. I look forward to reading the jokes in your laughaholics section next. Anyway, have a great day!

  2. These jokes are funny,I dont mind these kinds of jokes at all. My friends enjoy them also its gives us plenty of laughs and great to share with the family as well.

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