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Funny Nun Jokes Friday Funnies #278

I don’t know why but people love nun jokes. Perhaps the reason for nun jokes being so popular is because they love making fun of women wearing a habit. I’ve featured nun jokes in the past, the first one being back in 2012 and it was about a nun in the airport.

Friday Funnies #58 shows us just what an angry nun is capable of.

Devoted Funny Nun Jokes

Todays funny nun jokes just goes to show exactly how far a devoted nun is willing to go.

Have you ever wondered what sort of life some of the more devoted Nuns lived? Well, I’m not sure if this will answer those questions, but it sure is funny.

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, “Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, “Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words.”

Sister Mary Katherine said, “Hard bed.”

“I’m sorry to hear that,” the Priest said, “We will get you a better bed.”

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest.
“You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.”

“Cold food,” said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. “You may say two words today.”

“I quit,” said Sister Mary Katherine.

“It’s probably best”, said the Priest, “You’ve done nothing but bitch since you got here.”‘

Lastly I have a funny nun jokes image that I put together with the aid of The Creator.

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I hope you’ve enjoyed this weeks Friday Funnies and that you share it with all your friends.

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