Are you ready for some funny nun jokes? You are? Good, because this week’s Friday Funnies is all about funny nun jokes.

Funny Nun Jokes #1

The first of our funny nun jokes takes place in a monastery of silence.

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Abbot said, “Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Abbot said to her, “Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words.”
Sister Mary Katherine said, “Hard bed.”
“I’m sorry to hear that,” the Abbot said, “We will get you a better bed.”
After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Abbot, “You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.”
“Cold food,” said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Abbot assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Abbot again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. He said, “You may say two words today.”
“I quit,” said Sister Mary Katherine.”
The Abbot said, “It’s probably for the best, you’ve done nothing but complain since you’ve been here!”

Funny Nun Jokes #2

This next nun joke proves two things, see if you can guess what they are. You can tell me in the comments below  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Mother Superior: “Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night, and you’re accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?”

Sister Maria: “I would lift my habit, Mother Superior.”

Mother Superior (shocked): “And what would you do next?”

Sister Maria: “I would tell him to drop his pants.”

Mother Superior: (even more shocked) “And what then?”

Sister Maria: “I would run away. I can run much faster with my habit up than he with his pants down.”

Finally, I put a little something together for you with The Creator.

Funny Nun Jokes

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